Jubilee Vets Christmas Hamper
Wednesday 19th November was earmarked for the Jubilee Vets annual Christmas Hamper competition. The day before the competition a few members phoned to say that they would not be playing as heavy rain was forecasted for the day. This proved oh so true. The morning Tee off took place in heavy rain underscored by temperature of 3 degrees although it felt like -3. By late morning the rain has eased off to be replaced by a biting wind gusting at around 35 mph.
Some 35 members however braved the rain, cold and wind, although one or two those gave-up after a few holes. The atrocious conditions reflected in the scores for the day with only a hand full managing to score above 30 points.
After the competition and given sufficient time to dry out and recover the use of one’s hands those who had braved the elements sat down to a two course meal: roast chicken, roast potatoes Yorkshire pud and mixed veg followed by sticky toffee pudding.
Two hampers were up for grabs, one for the best men’s score and another for the best ladies score. Keith Robinson took the men’s prize with a score of 37 points. A remarkable score given the conditions. Janet Beckwith-Brown had the best ladies score with 29 points.
Some 35 members however braved the rain, cold and wind, although one or two those gave-up after a few holes. The atrocious conditions reflected in the scores for the day with only a hand full managing to score above 30 points.
After the competition and given sufficient time to dry out and recover the use of one’s hands those who had braved the elements sat down to a two course meal: roast chicken, roast potatoes Yorkshire pud and mixed veg followed by sticky toffee pudding.
Two hampers were up for grabs, one for the best men’s score and another for the best ladies score. Keith Robinson took the men’s prize with a score of 37 points. A remarkable score given the conditions. Janet Beckwith-Brown had the best ladies score with 29 points.
Keith Robinson (L), winner of the men's hamper with
Dave Hayes, Jubilee Vets Chairperson.
Dave Hayes, Jubilee Vets Chairperson.
Janet Beckwith-Brown (L), winner of the ladies hamper with
Dave Hayes, Jubilee Vets Chairperson.
Dave Hayes, Jubilee Vets Chairperson.
The hampers, containing Christmas fare were made up from member’s donations. The donation process was so oversubscribed that three smaller hampers were also filled. These were given following a call-out draw from those who were brave enough to have taken part
Something Amusing
Greenkeeper's Revenge
The Greenkeeper’s Revenge competition took place on the Kings Course on Saturday 25th October. Over 70 members braved the autumnal sky to play.
A Greenkeeper's Revenge competition is a fun competition where greenkeepers set up the course to frustrate, cause difficult and mischievous layouts as a humorous punishment for those playing. These setups can include placing obstacles on the fairway, using unusual tee box locations, or using difficult pin positions on the greens to make putting extremely challenging.
This year they appear to have succeeded as only one player, our competition Secretary Mark Stock managed to get over 30 points. Mark scored a very impressive 39 points which included 3 birdies and 9 pars. Samantha Burridge was runner-up with 30 points still a pretty good score considering the course set-up.
A Greenkeeper's Revenge competition is a fun competition where greenkeepers set up the course to frustrate, cause difficult and mischievous layouts as a humorous punishment for those playing. These setups can include placing obstacles on the fairway, using unusual tee box locations, or using difficult pin positions on the greens to make putting extremely challenging.
This year they appear to have succeeded as only one player, our competition Secretary Mark Stock managed to get over 30 points. Mark scored a very impressive 39 points which included 3 birdies and 9 pars. Samantha Burridge was runner-up with 30 points still a pretty good score considering the course set-up.
Two of the holes set out for the Greenkeeper's Revenge.
Well done to all who took part.
Jubilee Vets Annual Awards Presentation
The Jubilee Vets Annual Awards Presentation was held on the 19th December after their Christmas Hamper competition.
Many of those who had won awards were present at the Christmas Hamper lunch and were presented with their respective trophies.
Many of those who had won awards were present at the Christmas Hamper lunch and were presented with their respective trophies.
A full list of the Jubilee Vets competition winners.
Bary Godfrey (L) and Jane Green (R) respective winners of the "Golfer of the Year" 202
Golfing Truisms
At times golf can be a frustrating game, a mixture of skill, luck and unexpected outcomes. Here is a list some of the frustrating truisms that seem to govern the game.
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: A ball landing on the green gets further from the hole the closer you get to the green.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: A ball landing on the green gets further from the hole the closer you get to the green.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
Michael Booth
It is with a heavy heart and sadness that we recently announced the passing of Michael Booth, a valued member of our club. He was a popular figure, a true gentleman and known for his willingness to help others.
Michael was an excellent golfer with a “Silky Smooth” swing, he represented the club in various teams and in recent years was also a Marshall. Michael will be deeply missed by all who knew him, both on and off the course. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends
Michael was an excellent golfer with a “Silky Smooth” swing, he represented the club in various teams and in recent years was also a Marshall. Michael will be deeply missed by all who knew him, both on and off the course. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends
